Someday I’ll write my story and it will be titled I Done Some Things and Seen Some Shit.
In the meantime, here’s my very Texan grandmother’s favourite tipple, something someone titled South of the Border Buttermilk. I can’t vouch for it, because as kids we were only given cans of Miller Lite. Texas!
1 oz lime juice
2 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz grenadine
1 1/2 tsp sugar
1 oz Tom Collins mix
1 oz Rum (151 proof, very important)
1 oz Tequila
Blend with ice